givemeabreak's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Midgets and Ovaries...Oh My! Insomnia has struck my wide awake town once again. It's nearly 3 a.m. and my head is full of brain lint with no sleep relief in sight. The sad thing is that I am not tired. I just stay up....read...write...watch Jackass on MTV2 and crazy shit like that. I love that show so much...I wanna date Wee Man, Steve-O and of course Johnny Knoxville. My love for midgets (I know the p.c. thing is "small person/people) goes way back. I am fascinated. They are so cute. I am sure that is a gross offending generalization to a demographic of our population...but damn! I love me some midgets! There is this cool t-shirt site called T-Shirt Hell and it has this hilarious shirt that says something about a fantasy with midgets and Porn. I so want that shirt. On another note...I found out today that my right ovary has a "complex" cyst in it, that comprises about 1/2 the size of the entire ovary. The best part is that it is supposedly going to "spontaneously resolve" itself. Yeah, that translates into Instant Excruciating Pain that would drop an elephant to it's knees. I can hardly wait. I have been having this bizarre unexplained lower side pain since Mid-April and the amazing medical professionals can't seem to figure it all out. Today was at least a step in the right direction and hey, now I officially have my very own, true blue, one of a kind OB/GYN. No more spreadin' for the good family practice doc, I've moved up in the world folks! Speaking of relief, I passed my Anatomy class with a C so I guess I still stand a chance to get into nursing school. Too bad everything takes 24 months AFTER you do your pre-req's. God, by the time I actually get in, I'll be gumming my jell-o and forgotten all the shit I had to learn to get into the program. Anyway, I will be starting my oh-so-lovely Chemistry hell at KVCC in June. It's closer, cheaper and hopefully a much better teacher than the first time around! I think that's all for my update for now. Happy spring to you all. My perennials are looking fabulous with all the recent rain. It's wonderful!! 2:54 a.m. - Saturday, May. 14, 2005 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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